The final weekend is upon us. These two teams have been duking it out for the past two weeks. It all comes down to this. T.U.R.D. is in the lead at the juncture, but the numbers are not complete. Both teams have a few withstandings, and the race seems to be very close going into these final 3 nights.
When asked about their teams progress, the Captains had this to say...
-Nick
"let me get a beer 1 sec... I believe I will feel this way but only a few times in my life. Not until my first son is born will I be endowed with this same sense of pride that is raging through my blood right now. TURD already has what we need to win--it is just a matter of making sure that these tools are properly used in these final nights. And by tools I mean drink beer"
-Tony
"Well I think what we have accomplished is fairly amazing, especially after what we have been through. I've never seen a man's throat collapse on him like E.L.L.I.S. 3000's has. It goes to show the danger of this sport, and the true sacrifice that everyone here is making. Other than that, we are behind. Thats probably our main problem. I think if we can drink more than TURD we'll come out with the win. "
This weekend will play host to a few special games, and, I'm sure, a hell of a lot of drinking. May God have mercy on your souls, gentleman.
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